Lord of the Rings mercilessly roasted Sauron’s young ‘Slim Shady’ look

2022-07-23 03:42:53 By : Mr. Michael Ma

When it comes to fantasy villains, few can compare to The Lord of the Rings’ Sauron — A.k.a. The Dark Lord and the actual Lord of the Rings (for a time, anyway).

Often regarded as the stereotypical antagonist, Sauron regularly wreaks havoc upon Mordor in his quest to rule all of Middle-Earth across J.R.R. Tolkien’s stories. In the process, he regularly draws the ire of our favorite warrior/dwarf-elf-wizard/hobbit heroes. Simply put, Sauron is an ominous enemy you’re supposed to be afraid of.

About that: I don’t have the best news.

With Amazon Prime Video’s new prequel series — The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power — releasing in early September, fans got a first look at a younger Sauron. A Sauron who might not be a complete evil monster yet.

And uh, well — let’s just say he doesn’t look like someone who has a nickname of THE DARK LORD:

First look at Anson Boon as Sauron in ‘THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RINGS OF POWER’ #SDCC pic.twitter.com/3VTzlYl9jM

Huh. Why does the lord of phantoms and dark beasts look like he wants to get my attention so he can find out where the real Slim Shady is?

That is a rough and overly cutesy look for someone who’s supposed to be feared. Lord of the Rings fans could not take Young Sauron, a.k.a. The Lord of Eight Mile, seriously in the slightest.

If you had one ring.. one opportunity.. https://t.co/1X4baJGJtH

Amazon spent the GDP of an entire nation to produce a LOTR show where Sauron looks like a malnourished Eminem https://t.co/KX4uPuqKp4

— Emperor Norton (@ashleynaftule) July 22, 2022

'Cause I'm Mairon, yes, I'm the real Mairon All you other Mairons, are just imitating So won't the real Mairon, please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up https://t.co/oWAdxOnknp

— Your internet sidekick (@CookedAuto) July 22, 2022

Sauron as Annatar handing out the rings of power. https://t.co/TcnF4S52zj pic.twitter.com/P2pHSB5XK4

— Neil Bog's Darkplace (@CrownedRat) July 22, 2022

Yo His rings are ready, virtue weak, armor is heavy There's deception in his soul already, morgoth’s spaghetti https://t.co/oNqtyMCrZG

— bendell werry (@bendellwerry) July 22, 2022

they got slim shaduron out here bro hell naw https://t.co/St72PYQOmF

— the real™️ jack luddy (@jack_luddy) July 22, 2022

I am eagerly anticipating the release of the Amazon LOTR series, and I mean that in the worst, most cynical way possible https://t.co/miW1l68CGj

— Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc (@JohnDiesattheEn) July 22, 2022

lotta people mentioning eminem, dismissing how he also looks like the guy who raps in english during a euro techno song https://t.co/Y38DSNsYu6

— Sid Menon Xtreme Legends (@BeamSplashX) July 22, 2022

Dear Tolkien, I wrote to you but still ain’t callin’… https://t.co/ZiiBckDo5E pic.twitter.com/5MA5i1oSZV

— Dan Remy (@picassosenemy) July 22, 2022

sauron looking like a drum and bass club night promoter on facebook https://t.co/ieNxfScKWL

— james hennessy (@jrhennessy) July 22, 2022

“Dear Aulë, I wrote you but still ain't respondin’

I left my the location of my tower, at the bottom.

I sent two letters back in The First Age, but you must not've got 'em.” https://t.co/mFUniBHb2O pic.twitter.com/XQgFJ1nrrc

Dear Sauron, I wrote you but still ain't summoned

I left my raven, my beacon, and my home palantír at the bottom

I sent two black riders back in autumn, you must not've got 'em

There probably was a problem at Mordor or somethin' https://t.co/mF4Gouxzba

Eye is weak swords are heavy they’re rings of power already kingdom’s unsteady https://t.co/Fw44IDDcrg

slimarillion shady https://t.co/EoPzVfnJuA

— Crowsa Luxemburg (@quendergeer) July 22, 2022

HI MY NAME IS—WHAT? MY NAME IS—WHO? MY NAME IS *chicka-chicka* SLIM SAURON https://t.co/Chvyr6k4xL

These men are sweaty, elves weak, dwarves are heavy There's hobbits on middle earth already, orc machete https://t.co/xy1a0jjhih

— Kelsey D. Atherton (@AthertonKD) July 22, 2022

If you liked Young Sheldon, you’ll love Young Sauron, this Fall on CBS. https://t.co/Rlgn75myFQ

— Brian Tallerico (@Brian_Tallerico) July 22, 2022

The Slimiralion https://t.co/OIeWpe9aHA

— ℮oin Higgins (@EoinHiggins_) July 22, 2022

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow 🎤

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

His soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping

This world is mine for the taking https://t.co/1g64D3fr4x

— alex james kane (@alexjkane) July 22, 2022

look if you only had one ring one opportunity to seize all the works of men, elves and dwarves would you capture it or just let it slip https://t.co/cPrUyFKbZB

— Takes Of Vesperia (@coolranchzaku) July 22, 2022

look, if you had one ring, one opportunity, https://t.co/C52FiJ3Wer

— Yung Imp (@SubtleAssets) July 22, 2022

Arms are heavy, knees weak, there’s vomit on his cloak already, Gandalf’s spaghetti https://t.co/mKNrTDffwi

— ✨Sailor Scout Austin Loves Vampires✨ (@sailorsctaustin) July 22, 2022

“bet on yourself.” – sauron https://t.co/rbhZHD1hJF

— jason concepcion (@netw3rk) July 22, 2022

His palms are sweaty Trees weak, Arda's heavy https://t.co/UcfDnx7ZJl

— Ian Boudreau (@iboudreau) July 22, 2022

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